Visit our main site! Mike’s former girlfriend has a serious problem: Halitosis! But damn she is so cute otherwise. Or is she? It turns out that the horror is actually emanating from her very soul. Can you say relationship killer?

Kirk reveals an unbelievable secret about past one night stands. And his  cosmopolitan pen pal girl “friendâ€? from Philadelphia ends up actually questioning his manlihood. Mr. Johnson?

What’s the perfect romantic weekend get-away? Do guys have a single romantic bone in their bodies? Is Mike flying to Paris for a little romance?

In our “Ask A Guy� segment, Kristen wonders… when a relationship starts out, is a girl considered loose if she invites the guy to her house to spend the night, or should she go to his house?

And what’s with bad kissers? Do guys even care about kissing, bad or otherwise?

Program note: Mike will be in Chicago next week, so the episode 6 will be delayed by about a week. We hope you will be patient. It’s likely that his trip will bring plenty of juicy new fodder that is worth the wait.

We are also having our shows transcribed and hope to have them online in the next couple weeks. Yikes! It’s going to be scary to see it all in black and white.

Kirk finds a huge surprise when he comes home from work. And no, it's not his wife dressed in a latex catsuit.

Kirk reveals every working woman's dirtiest little secret!

Mike is conflicted over the breakup with a paranoid Texan girl. Mike lists the reasons for his most recent break-ups.

Are California girls really that hot?

This episode is sponsored by "Percy Gloom" a new graphic novel by Cathy Malkasian. www.percygloom.com

Kirk's surprise after work. Mike's breakup with a paranoid Texan girl. Working women's dirty little secret.

Unfortunately, this isn't a real episode.

Mike is away on location shooting a pilot. Kirk has his wife record a poem. It's so sexy and passionate that Argentina is going to melt in the flames of her tango. Somebody spank her fast!

Tune in next week when the guys will resume their regular shows which may include talk about relationships, speed dating, Victoria Secret models, chicks in thigh high boots, girls who drink too much, women at the office, what guys really want in a woman, why guys are such idiots, what really makes a man insecure, what do men think about when the woman leaves the room, Cosmopolitan magazine, the vulgarity bachelor parties, who should handle birth control, who should pay on dates, and whatever else may happen to come up.

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Mike is away on location. Kirk has his wife record a poem. It's so sexy and passionate that Argentina is going to melt in the flames of her tango. Somebody spank her fast.